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lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

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legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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hashtagugly:

text posts on tumblr about things happening in school be like

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batteur-senpai:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

calliedope:

hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh

thank you so much for putting this into words 

Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid

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one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

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fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

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adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.

but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic 

His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.

your dad should have written frozen

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twinkpop:

when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

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